Stunt Brains Inc

I got this idea while watching half of a film starring Burt Reynolds - Hooper or Hopper or something - about a ageing film stunt man.

The minimal plot revolved around the fact that, after a career of crashing things, Hooper (or Hopper) was feeling his age and considering retirement (after, of course, that one last, magnificent stunt). Ah, how easy the ways of the stunt man, only worrying about how to smash up a car or two. How I would love such a life, were it not for being rather nervous of heights, scared of being hurt, appalingly short sighted and with second-long reflexes. I needed a sort of intellectual version, stunt brains rather that stunt brawn. Then I had it. Stunt Brains Inc.! Now read on.